Now?

Me : "One plate of fried rice please."

Waiter : "Now is it?"

Me : "No tomorrow."

Waiter : "Sorry we don't take reservations."

Me : "What great sense of customer service and sarcasm."

Waiter : "Thank you, ma'am"

Mixed Culture

No offense to anyone or anything, but up until 2 years ago, I seriously thought Malay people were not allowed to eat beef and that Indians were not allowed to eat pork. Hope this don't make me sound too much like an airhead, but then again, I thought I was "English" rather than Chinese as a kid.

Sometimes, I still doubt both....

Fashionably Late

Me : You're late.
Friend : I was waiting for the others to get ready, they were bathing.
Me : All together?
Friend : LOL
Me : Why you laughing? Were you watching?
Friend : WHA?
Me : Pervert.

Fly Malaria

A fly settled itself on my cup after I finished eating breakfast today, the fly was lucky cuz I don't kill unless compelled to. I off-handedly said that someone once told me Malaria was caused by flies. My elder sister laughed, "Who told you something so stupid?" My reply, "You did."

Happy Father's Day

In conjunction with the Father's Day celebrations, I got my dad a photo album, it looks kinda like a calender, so I thought the idea was pretty cute. I put in some of me and my siblings kiddy pictures inside. My dad saw one of me buried in the sand, and he commented, "Wow look at the shemale!"

Then he laughed, "Haha, how am I suppose to explain to others when they ask how this little boy somehow grew into a girl instead?"